• Sunday, Dec 11, 2022 / 2:00pm
• Thursday, Dec 15, 2022 / 8:00pm
• Friday, Dec 16, 2022 / 8:00pm
• Saturday, Dec 17, 2022 / 8:00pm
• Sunday, Dec 18, 2022 / 2:00pm
• Wednesday, Dec 21, 2022 / 8:00pm
• Thursday, Dec 22, 2022 / 8:00pm
• Friday, Dec 23, 2022 / 8:00pm
• Monday, Dec 26, 2022 / 8:00pm

A former winner of Goldstar National Nutcracker Award, "A Bur-Less-Q Nutcracker" is back with holiday mayhem at Addison's Studio Theatre. The Beulaville Baptist Book Club is in dire straits financially, so the club decides to stage Tchaikovsky's famous ballet as a fundraiser. But thanks to a disastrous piña-colada casserole at a pre-show party, the hired cast of ballet dancers falls ill, and the ladies are forced to re-cast the show with members of a stranded burlesque troupe that happens to be stuck in town. The ensuing performance by the Velvet Kittens might not feature any nudity, per se, but it does contain a festive string of sexual puns, adult language and bump-and-grind dance numbers.