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Play
Age Guidance
Thirteen Plus (PG-13)
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  • Female: 0
  • Male: 0
Style
Comedic
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Time/Place
Present Day
Act/Scene
Act 1

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GLORIA 1: So this guy at the funeral...
GLORIA 4: Guy is too kind.
GLORIA 2: This jerk!
GLORIA 1: This jerk reckons that I can't go one minute...
GLORIA 4: Without lighting a cigarette.
GLORIA 3: One minute!
GLORIA 2: Ha! Showed him.
GLORIA 1: So time to celebrate...

They all take another drag of their cigarettes. Exhale. Sigh.

GLORIA 2: That is one of the great things about...
GLORIA 4: The magic white cylinder.
GLORIA 3: It's perfect for any occasion.
GLORIA 1: Talking with friends... GLORIA 2: ...the chat cigarette.
GLORIA 3: Out with colleagues...
GLORIA 4: ...the social cigarette.
GLORIA 2: Out with friends...
GLORIA 1: ...the boozy cigarette.
GLORIA 2: Having a few more drinks...
GLORIA 3: ...the boozier cigarette.
GLORIA 1: Taking a quick break from work...
GLORIA 4: ...the sidewalk cigarette.
GLORIA 2: Not "smoko" or "fag break"...
GLORIA 3: ...sidewalk cigarette.
GLORIA 1: Much more style.
GLORIA 4: Which is what cigarettes are all about.

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