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Photocopy Love

BONITA: What are you doing here? RAF:...

Overview

Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Mature Audiences (M)
Characters
Genders
  • Female: 1
  • Male: 1
Playing Age
Young Adult, Adult
Style
Comedic
Length
Medium
Time Period
Contemporary
Time/Place
A photocopy store, present day
Act/Scene
Act 1

Context

Text

BONITA: What are you doing here?

RAF: I was desperate to see you. I had to come.

BONITA: You know what the boss said. No personal visits. You almost got me fired last time.

RAF: I know but I couldn’t help myself.

BONITA: That’s not what you said Thursday night. You said you had to work.

RAF: It was beyond my control.

BONITA: And now I’m working.

RAF: You don’t understand. What I feel is an emergency.

HE REACHES OVER TO GRAB BONITA.

BONITA: Stop it.

RAF: My arms have a life of their own – and as for my lips.

BONITA: I said stop it.

RAF: Tease.

BONITA: You’re the tease. Got me all hot and heavy on Thursday – and then you’re a no show.

RAF: How about tonight?

BONITA: I may have other plans.

RAF: What’s his name?

BONITA: Wouldn’t you like to know?

RAF: Who’s the tease now?

BONITA: You deserve some of your own medicine.

RAF STARTS TO CLIMB UP OVER THE DESK.

BONITA: What are you doing?

RAF: If you don’t say you’ll go out with me tonight right this second I’ll come over there and ravage you.

BONITA: (PUSHING HIM BACK) Stop it. People are looking.

RAF: (KNEELING) Then I’ll kneel down here and profess my undying love to you to the whole world.

BONITA: Get up.

RAF: (LOUDLY) Bonita Russell is the most beautiful, most sexy, most intelligent, most caring person in the entire world and I can’t live without her one more second.

BONITA: (GOING AROUND AND HELPING HIM UP) Look this is really sweet but I need my job.

RAF: I’m going to look after you.

BONITA: A kept woman?

RAF: Forever and ever.

BONITA: You make it sound very tempting.

RAF: Come with me.

BONITA: Now?

RAF: Right this second.

BONITA: And do what?

RAF: Come back to my house for an afternoon of wild passionate love.

RAF AND BONITA ARE VERY CLOSE.

BONITA: You are hard to resist.

RAF: You know – you’re right.

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