Terry has recently gone through a painful break up and he has written
TERRY AND CRYSTAL STAND ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE STAGE. CRYSTAL IS STRETCHING AND WARMING UP.
TERRY: Thanks for coming.
CRYSTAL: My pleasure.
TERRY: Just waiting for Bob. He should be here any minute.
CRYSTAL: That’s okay.
TERRY: By the way, I was just wondering …
TERRY: When this is over maybe we could …
BOB ENTERS, CARRYING SKATEBOARD.
BOB: Sorry. One of my trucks came lose.
TERRY: Your what?
BOB: Trucks. (HE INDICATES THE WHEELS OF HIS BOARD)
TERRY: That’s okay.
BOB: Where do you want me?
TERRY: Well, just let me introduce to –
BOB: (SEEING CRYSTAL) Wow. Who are you?
BOB: I’m Bob. Short for Bob. Terry said an actress was coming but wow – I didn’t know she was going to be as gorgeous as you.
BOB: If I’d known that I
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