ACTOR 3 (AS JOSH'S MOM) Josh, ther...

Bang Bang You're Dead

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ACTOR 3 (AS JOSH'S MOM) Josh, there's no way we're buying you a rifle.

JOSH Mom, will you listen to me?

ACTOR 1 (AS JOSH'S DAD) First you had to have a p.c., then every video game ever made, then a laptop--

JOSH For school, dad.

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ACTOR 1 (AS JOSH'S DAD) At least that showed an interest in music.

ACTOR 3 (AS JOSH'S MOM) Yeah, and now it's collecting dust in the closet.

(Actors 1 and 3 walk off arguing.)

JOSH Divide and conquer. Works every time. So don't blame me. Blame my folks, okay? They didn't have to buy me a rifle.

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