Tom has fallen deeply in love with Helen, an overweight librarian.
Start: Tom: Go away. Seriously. Carter: That’s not very neighborly. Tom: Neighbors don’t treat neighbors this way. Enemies barely do. Cater: Dude, it’s a joke… [... … …] End: Carter: Friends, right? Tom: Sorta. (Gestures with his fingers) About this much… Carter: Good enough for me.
LaBute, Neil, Fat Pig, Broadway Play Publishing Inc., 2005, pp. 68-73.