The twelve pigs of the jury are discussing the fate of the Wolf. S/He
Pig #1: (Fanning himself) Boy, I tell you, it's hot.
Pig #2: I thought it was hot in the courtroom, but this room is like an oven.
Pig #3: Do I smell bacon? Oh wait--that's just me.
Pig #4: So what are we supposed to do?
Pig #5: Weren't you listening to the judge? We vote.
Pig #4: Vote?
Pig #5: We decide whether or not that wolf is guilty or not guilty.
Pig #6: He looks guilty to me.
Pig #7: Me too.
Pig #8: What do you mean, he looks guilty?
Pig #9: Did you see those teeth?
Pig #10: Those wolves have sharp teeth.
Pig #11:The better to gobble you up! Right? Am I right?
Pig #12: But the wolf isn't on trial for gobbling up someone. The trial is about him blowing down those two houses.
Pig #4: I thought there were three houses.
Pig #6: Only two houses got knocked down.
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