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The Twilight Cone

Diane: Your hat is on crooked. Marcus...

Overview

Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Youth (Y)/General Audiences (G)
Characters
Genders
  • Female: 1
  • Male: 1
Playing Age
Late Teen, Young Adult, Adult
Style
Comedic
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Time/Place
The Twilight Cone Ice Cream Shop
Act/Scene
Act 1

Context

Text

Diane: Your hat is on crooked.
Marcus: (Tries to fix it) Better?
Diane: It's worse.
Marcus: How about now?
Diane: Scooch down. You're so tall. You should be a basketball player. (She fixes his hat)
Marcus: I just seem so tall because you're so short.
Diane: Hey, watch it. You might be my grand-nephew, but you can't sass me when you're wearing that uniform. I'm your manager. You gotta be professional.
Marcus: Yes, Aunt Diane.
Diane: Now, I've taught you the art of operating the cash register. You've mastered the milkshake machine. All we need is for you to learn the secrets of the scoop (
Twirls ice cream scoop
) and then you'll be ready for your first day.
Marcus: (Reaching down to scoop some ice cream) Okay. So I'm guessing you just put the scoop in the ice cream.
Diane: Whoa--whoa! Stay away from the strawberry. You're only a trainee. Let's start with the vanilla.
Marcus: But I'm so bored of vanilla!
Diane: Watch the sass!
Marcus: Sorry, Aunt Diane, but ever since I was a kid, vanilla is all I've ever tasted. You kept all the other flavors off-limits. I never understood why.
Diane: (Squishes his cheeks) Oh, my sweet little nephew. You always did ask too many questions. Now, back to Scooping 101. First, you want to give your customer a good once over to figure out which flavor's right for them---half of this job is matching the right flavor to the right person.
Marcus: Why don't you let the customer decide?
Diane:This ain't Dairy Queen! This is MY ice cream shop---so I make the rules. I decide what flavor goes into what cone. Now, when you hold the scoop, make sure your thumb is-- (
Suddenly, she stops talking and sniffs the air)
Marcus: What's wrong?
Diane: We're almost out of chocolate syrup! (
She ducks behind to check her supplies
)
Marcus: How can you---
Diane:(Hops back up) Down to the last teaspoon! What a fool I am! And here with the store just about to open. I'll be right back!
Marcus: I'll hold down the fort.
Diane: You'll hold down nothing. Don't sell a single scoop until I get back.
Marcus: But I know what I'm doing.
Diane: (On her way out) No sass out of you.
Marcus: Don't you trust me?
Diane: (
Just about to exit, she pauses and thinks about her nephew's words for a moment
) Fine. You can open the shop. But until I get back, don't sell anything but vanilla!
Marcus:But what if someone---
Diane: (Switches a sign around, changing it from CLOSED to OPEN. Smooshes Marcus' cheeks together) You be a good boy and I'll be right back.

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