The magical school, Dogwarts, is shut while a pandemic rages
NEBLY: Hello? Anyone about? Have I got the right place?
(Someone new enters the computer screen. It's the bright and enthusiastic Winny.)
WINNY: Oooh--brilliant! Here we are. Hello, Nebly! I see you! Can you hear me?
NEBLY: Hello, Winny! It's lovely to see you.
WINNY: What's that?
NEBLY: I said it's lovely to see you.
WINNY: Nebly, I think your sound is off. Can't hear you at all.
NEBLY: I SAID IT'S LOVELY TO SEE YOU!
WINNY: Try it one more time.
NEBLY: (Grumbling to himself) I can't believe I'm having technical difficulties when I finally get the chance to spend some time with the girl I have a crush--
WINNY: Just kidding--your mic is working just fine!
NEBLY: Oh. Um. Nice weather we're having.
WINNY: I wouldn't know. My mum and dad won't let me out of the house until this
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