The Man wakes up in an abandoned store. He is confused and the
MAN wakes up suddenly in an empty store. Looks around, confused. On one empty shelf there sits a small bottle of hand sanitizer.
I will give you $500 for that bottle!!!
$500, that’s the last bottle of hand sanitizer in the whole city. You take Venmo?
Well, yeah. Wait, how can this be the only bottle left in the city?
BRODY Where have you been? OK hi, my name is Brody I work in on-line sales. There was an accident which led to a virus outbreak three weeks ago, nothing serious but time is money and I have a client…
DEREK (enters with scarf around his face from the outside)
Is that sanitizer?
Whoa, we’re in the middle of a transaction here
I am Brother Derek from First Church and we have been looking everywhere for sanitizer.
Yes, it’s the last in
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