Bob, Betty, Trevor, and Dixie are in a hot tub on a cruise ship in
BOB What kind of adventure did you embark on Lee?
LEE Well, let’s see now. Me and Ethel waited on a bus for around 45 minutes and when it got there we rode about an hour n’ half, the windows rattlin’ all the way on a count of the bumpy roads, and it let us off on a beach where we sat around another half hour or so waitin’ on a little boat to pick us up. Then, we climbed on that and went screamin’ fast across a big lake. We didn’t see any crocodiles like they said we would and I think it was because Ethel got to coughin’ somethin’ fierce and probably scared the heck outta those crocs. Anyway, then we come to these Mayan ruins and I tell ya, it took me awhile, but I walked the back forty ‘til I found a hidden door down at the bottom of that big pyramid. Got inside there to some kinda
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