Bobby and Rowan come to ask Ms. Unger if she will be faculty advisor for The Undertakers Club.
BOBBY: Ahem. ‘Scuse me—Ms. Unger?
MS. UNGER: Yes?
BOBBY: It’s Bobby Lazar—Myrna Lazar is my mom.
MS. UNGER: Oh hi, Bobby. I didn’t recognize you. How are you?
BOBBY: Fine. Um, I’d like you to meet my friend Rowan Wilkinson.
MS. UNGER: How do you do?
ROWAN: Fine thanks.
MS. UNGER: So what are you two up to?
BOBBY: Well, uh, actually, we came to talk to you.
MS. UNGER: Really? What about?
BOBBY: It’s about a club we’ve started, and we’re looking for a faculty advisor.
MS. UNGER: Gracious—I’m flattered. What kind of club is it?
BOBBY: It’s The Undertakers Cl—
ROWAN: The Future Funeral Directors of America.
MS. UNGER: The Future Funeral Directors of America? So, what do you do? Go out and have grave-digging contests?
ROWAN: No, it’s serious. We stage mock
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