Rowan and Bobby introduce Ms. Unger to the other members of The Undertakers Club; Bettina and Jenny rebel.
ROWAN: Okay, everybody. Um, I told you I’d have a surprise for you this week. This is Carolyn Unger. You may know her from freshman English. She’s . . . uh . . . agreed to become our faculty advisor.
BETTINA: Why do we need a faculty advisor? We never had one before.
JENNY: Yeah—I thought this club was a secret.
TONY: Are we going to be graded now?
ROWAN: Calm down everybody. It’s all part of the natural evolution of our organization.
BETTINA: Rowan, I didn’t join an “organization.” I like to act, but I didn’t want to end up in a student production of South Pacific.
ROWAN: Nothing’s going to change.
JENNY: It already has.
BOBBY: Hey—give us a chance.
ROWAN: Look, there’s no reason why we should miss out on the benefits the school has to offer just because we came up with
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