ABBY What do you do when you’re not a p...

Popcorn for the Apocalypse

Tim Abby

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ABBY

What do you do when you’re not a popcorn machine jockey?

TIM

Well, I like to burst out into song and narrate stuff on guitar.

(TIM pulls out a guitar from behind the chair and strums)

TIM (singing)

Kinda’ like thiiiis.

ABBY

How’s that working out?

TIM Well, I’ve got three emails from my phone from the only three venues in town. Probably with the same red lettering and five densely packed paragraphs.

ABBY

Who’da thought bringing people together’d be so dangerous?

TIM

I mean mighta’ known.

(TIM begins to play “Can’t get Enough of Your Love, Babe”)

TIM

I’ve heard it said that too much of anything is

ABBY

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Copyright!

TIM

Sh#t you’re right.

(Beat. They look back at the screen)

TIM

Whatever happened to the Trans-Atlantic accent?

ABBY

Died out.

TIM

Ah.

(Beat)

TIM

Yknow

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