SARAH

Hello….Emma, you absolutely have to come!…You know why!…Yeah, but can’t the babysitter deal with…

LILLIAN

(entering) Who is it?

SARAH

Emma says she can’t come.

LILLIAN

Give me that!

(on the phone) You ARE coming, right?…If you don’t come, it’ll just be the two of us and FRED! You have any idea how weird that’s going to be?….Well, put her on the phone. Yes, let me talk to her.

(to a five year old girl on the phone) Lily? Are you being a good girl for your Mummy?…But you have to let your Mummy come to my party….Yes, I know Sam does that some times. Tell him Auntie Lillian says to stop hitting you or I’ll turn him into a mouse in my lab. Remember all the mice Auntie Lillian showed you in her lab? Well, you tell Sam they all used to be naughty little boys who bothered their sisters…