REBECCA

And how exactly did you think this was going to go?

JONATHAN

I don’t know, I guess like this. Only fewer boxes.

REBECCA

You knew what you were getting into.

JONATHAN

And what if I suddenly change my mind?

REBECCA

And what if I change mine?

JONATHAN

You wouldn’t. I’m wonderful.

REBECCA

I love how humble you are.

(She kisses him.)

It goes so well with your narcissism.

(She begins to take things out of a box.)

JONATHAN

“You knew what you were getting into.”

REBECCA

I definitely did.

(She starts to put pictures and frames up.)

JONATHAN

Shouldn’t we unpack before we decorate?

REBECCA

By that logic, we’d never decorate.

JONATHAN

We would. Just, like, next week.

REBECCA

You’ve been here three years, and never gotten past the unpacking phase. I think I’ll take things into my own hands.