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Another America

Overview

Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Thirteen Plus (PG-13)
Genders
  • Female: 0
  • Male: 3
Playing Age
Adult, Young Adult
Style
Dramatic
Length
Long
Time Period
Contemporary
Time/Place
America, Present Day
Act/Scene
Act 2, Scene 21

Context

Text

                CLINT

The rain had been unrelenting for the past 8 days and we pushed through. And this strip mall in Versailles had one shop open.

                DAN

A ray of light in rain filled world of despair. We were -

                JARED

Wet.

                CLINT

Exhausted.

                JARED

Wet.

                CLINT

Hungry.

                JARED 

Wet

                CLINT

And wet. And the Subway in this strip mall in Versailles was still open.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Oh God. Uhm. Good evening and welcome to Subway.

                CLINT

Six beautiful words.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH) 

Hello? Good evening and welcome to Subway.

                CLINT

Now that’s poetry.

                JARED

Dry. It’s dry in here.

                CLINT

And clean.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Uh - guys? Good evening and welcome to Subway. Like how can I help you?

                CLINT

Yeah. Right. Uh give us a minute.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

We’re like about to close.

                JARED

Right, we’ll just be a minute.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

The register is like controlled out of central. We’re closing in like 10 9 8...

                JARED

Right Right. Uh, just a minute.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

...5 4 3...

                JARED

I’ll have a -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)  

...2 1 Ding.

                JARED

A Cold Cut combo.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

We’re closed.

                CLINT

But -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Nothing I can do.

                JARED

But -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Really. See it’s like locked.

                JARED

But the food isn’t.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

But it’s inventoried at the end of like every day.

                JARED

But its “like” right there.

                CLINT

Jared.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

I know but - if the amount of food doesn’t like equal the amount in the register, I get totally docked for it. I get a letter from Carl Winchester who is the head of HR saying I don’t have the right “Subway Spirit” or something like that.

                JARED

What if we pay you for it?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH) 

It doesn’t work that way. If the food is like gone tonight - and there is no cash in the register tonight then if I put it in tomorrow - well, Central - specifically Carl Winchester - will have my ass.

                CLINT

What if we robbed you?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Feel free. But we’re like on camera.

RANDY SMITH waves at the camera.

                JARED

Robbery is not a solution Clint.

                CLINT

I am so friggin’ hungry.

                JARED

We’ll find someplace else.

                CLINT

I am so friggin’ wet.

                JARED

There’ll be a diner.

                CLINT

I am so friggin’ tired.

                JARED

There there, little man. It’ll be over soon. We’ll get dry. We’ll rest. We’ll eat.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Oh Jesus. Look - Are you guys like murderers or anything?

                CLINT

Do we look like murderers?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

The truth?

                CLINT

Yeah.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Well yeah. You don’t look like you have any money. You smell like... like you don’t have any money. And there are three of you and one of me. So like yeah, you look like murderers to me.

                JARED

Listen uh - Rundy

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH) 

Randy. They misspelled my name for the name tag - I’m getting a new one next week, so they say.

                JARED

Randy then. We’re riding cross country to the Basketball Hall of Fame in Springfield Massachusetts and we’ve been riding in the rain for more than a week. And we’re wiped.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

I can see that.

                CLINT

We just need food.

                JARED

And somewhere dry to get out of this damned rain.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

I hear you. I do. But my hands are tied.

                JARED

Yeah. It’s OK.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

And I gotta close up.

                JARED

The situation isn’t your fault. We get it.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH) 
                (resignedly)

OK.

                CLINT

OK what?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

I live two blocks from here. I got a cold pizza in the fridge. And like maybe some other food. I have wall-to-wall carpeting so you can sleep on my floor. And I have a shower with plenty of hot water.

                CLINT

I love you man.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Yeah whatever. Sit there. Give me like 10 minutes to close up and we’ll go. OK?

RANDY SMITH looks up at the camera.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

On second thought you’d better wait outside. Mr Winchester frowns on after-hours visitors.

                JARED

A short time later we followed Rundy -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

RANDY.

                JARED

OK, Randy. - To his apartment and settled in. He heated up the pizza while we took turns cleaning up. We used the washer at the end of his hall to do a laundry. It was totally like staying at a Hampton Inn. It was great.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

So there’s cornflakes in the cupboard if you want some of them.

                CLINT

Cornflakes and pizza?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

In case you’re like still hungry.

                JARED

You’ve got a well stocked kitchen.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Yeah. Jean did that.

                CLINT

Jean?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH) 

My ex-girlfriend. We broke up two days ago.

                CLINT

Whose fault?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Well if you like listen to her, it’s totally my fault but it really is totally her fault.

                JARED

So really no one is too blame - just one of those things.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

No, it’s totally her fault. Weren’t you like listening?

                JARED

Well yeah, but if both parties feel it’s the other’s fault it really isn’t -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Man, you’re like eating my fucking pizza.

                JARED

I’m just saying that -

                CLINT

It’s her fault. That’s what you’re saying, OK Jere?

                JARED

Her fault. Totally.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Damn straight like one day everything is fine and then like the next everything is like: you’ve got no ambition. You work at Subway. You’re not even a manager. And I’m like: I work at a Subway. I was working there when we met - it was good enough then - like why isn’t it good enough now? And she’s all like it was good when you’re like 18 but when you’re like 21 you need to be like - better. Like she’s better or something.

                JARED

What does she do?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

She’s working over at Wal-Mart. She’s the assistant manager of the women’s clothing or purses or something like that. Total corporate whore now.

                CLINT

I so know what that’s about. My ex, Kate, took a real estate course and she’s now friggin’ Ms Century 21 for the month of March.

                JARED

To be fair -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

If she loves me likes she says she did then she should love me no matter what I do.

                JARED

Right but, it’s not out of the question for her to want you to want something more than what you have?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

I have cable. I’ve got broadband. I’ve got an apartment. What more does she need?

                JARED

Well, maybe -

                CLINT

Jared, you so don’t get it. You live with these chicks and they say everything’s great and then slowly they want to change you. Slowly they want you to be on their side and then you like lose your total identity.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

You like get it.

                CLINT

Yeah I like get it. You know if she would just say upfront: you’ve got the basics but I’m gonna need you to improve. I would totally respect that.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Totally.

                CLINT

But they don’t.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

They totally don’t.

                CLINT

Like totally.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Like totally.

                JARED

Totally.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH) 

Dude, your friend there -

                CLINT

Yeah totally. Jere?

                JARED

Yeah?

                CLINT

Dude.

                JARED

Yeah?

                CLINT

Chill.

                JARED

Totally.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

I don’t think you understand what it’s like. How hard it is. You go to college?

                JARED

Yeah. I got my degree in -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Yeah whatever. I didn’t.

                JARED: 

It’s not too late -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

It’s totally too late. What am I going to study in college? Sandwich making? Porn surfing ?

                CLINT

You’re more than that.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Yeah? I am?

                CLINT

Yeah. You can be -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

What?

                CLINT

I dunno. What do you enjoy?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Sports and Porn.

                CLINT 

Yeah I know that but what else - you know like when you’re alone what do you think about?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH) 

You’re startin to sound like her. Back off.

                JARED

What Clint means is -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

I know the friggin’ Oprah drill here. Just like cool it.

                JARED

Look you’re working in a Subway. If you like it then that’s great; but if you don’t you have to try and think about what it is that you do like. That’s all. It’s not Oprah. Jeesh.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

Like you know so much?

                JARED

That’s not what I’m saying.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

I don’t need a - like, you’re on this trip with this friggin’ basketball and you think that you have all the time in the world.

                CLINT

Dude.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

I’ve got nothing. You think I don’t know that? But why would I? No one is taking care of me, no one has since I was 15 and my Dad left. But I don’t sit around and moan, I just went to work.

                CLINT

Didn’t you finish school?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

If you were given a choice when you were 15 of either staying in school or hanging out and working in a garage - what would you do?

                JARED

School?

                CLINT

That’s not the answer he’s looking for.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

It’s this country man, this country. It’s so busy telling us that we can be anything we want but then it doesn’t give us the way to make that happen.

                CLINT:

That’s not entirely true, there are schools, there are -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)

I’m not a school kind of person. Can’t you see that? Not everyone is, like, a school kind of person. I’m just a guy who’s life is screwed because -

                JARED
  • no one is giving you anything.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    Yeah.

                CLINT
    

    I gotta say -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    I mean no.

                JARED
    

    What then?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    I mean, like, I have these thoughts. Aren't I entitled to happiness? I mean really deep thoughts and I can’t explain -

                CLINT
    

    Thoughts about what?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    Stuff.

                JARED
    

    Well try.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    No. I am who I am, I mean this is the best country in the world and yet people don’t say that.

                JARED
    

    Well Americans do.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    But why is that? Why can’t the world see we’ve solved all of their problems or at least could if they would like listen to us.

                JARED
    

    It’s not that easy. And right now the rest of the world is scared of us.

                DAN ( as RANDY SMITH)
    

    That's the way to should be. That's what being number one is about.

                JARED
    

    We’re all different. We all have different problems and we all have...

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    Hey, I’m talkin’ about America here. I’m talkin’ about how something is wrong.

                JARED
    

    It’s getting better. It may feel like its getting worse, but it's always darkest just before they turn the lights on.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    I’m making hoagies in a strip mall in Indiana the home of like absolutely nothing.

                CLINT
    

    I hear ya man.

                JARED
    

    So what is it that you want? Do you know? Or do you just know what you don’t want?

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    I want a job where I like, you know have to think. I want a girl that I like, you know like. I want... I just want to fucking rest, man. Then maybe learn how to do something, and make some money and stop making sandwiches all day.

                CLINT
    

    Randy was cool but lost. We spent that night with him staying up til all hours...

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    I mean Jean, I mean she was beautiful in her way. But she had to have her way, which I suppose was fine but every day it was something else.

                JARED
    

    Maybe she is just as frustrated as you are. Maybe -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH) 
    

    Don’t you listen? She’s queen of some friggin’ department at Wal-Mart. What has she got to be frustrated about?

                JARED
    

    I’m just saying that she -

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH) 
    

    Don’t man. Don’t. I know what she is and she thinks she knows what I am. That's the problem.

                CLINT
    

    In the morning, or really in the afternoon as we were about to hit the road again, we asked Randy to sign the ball.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    Can’t I just sign it ?

                JARED
    

    Sure, but this is your chance to give us some sage words of advice or to impart your personal philosophy to us. It’ll be immortal.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    Yeah, OK. Whatever. Here you go.

                JARED
    

    Thanks.

                CLINT
    

    Thanks Man. Thanks for everything. And hang in there. Stay cool.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    Yeah you too.

                JARED
    

    And despite the mild drizzle we were back on the road again.

                DAN (as RANDY SMITH)
    

    “Always go for the combo.” --Randy Smith

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