Karen Nash has just arrived in suite 719 where she is to spend the
START: BELLHOP Everything all right, ma'am?
KAREN Wait a minute, I want to make sure this is the right room.
(She crosses back into the living room)
I know this is Suite 719, but was it always 719?
BELLHOP Yes, ma'am—719.
END: BELLHOP Well, you certainly don't look like an old lady.
... Well ... have a pleasant stay, ma'am ... and happy anniversary.
(He starts out the door)
KAREN Thank you, dear ... and take my advice. Don't rush ... but look around for another job.
(The BELLHOP nods and exits)
Neil Simon, “The Plaza Suite”, The Collected Plays of Neil Simon Vol. 1, pp.497-500.
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