Blue is called upon to testify on the character of Orange, a woman
CURSOR We are now calling Blue to the stand. Blue, you have been sworn in, and been made aware of the repercussions of lying under oath, correct?
BLUE I am aware, yes.
CURSOR You have heard the testimony of Red, Orange, And Green?
BLUE Yes. It’s been...interesting.
CURSOR Orange claims you and Green would be irresponsible parents.
BLUE Well, Orange is sort of a terrible person, isn’t she?
CURSOR I’m sorry?
BLUE No, I’m sorry. It’s just, since we’re tossing around opinions based in nothing but unprovable gut feelings, I just figured, “when in Rome.”
CURSOR So you do not agree, then.
BLUE That I’d be a terrible parent? No, I don’t agree. I don’t agree that Orange is working off enough info to make that call. I also kind of don’t agree that it was ever any of her business.
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