Adrian Mole is an awkward, spotty teenager growing up in Leicester,
START: ADRIAN: Pandora and I are in love! It is official! She told Claire Neilson who told Nigel who told me. I told Claire to tell Pandora that I return her love. I can overlook the fact that Pandora smokes five Benson & Hedges a day and has her own lighter.
END: ADRIAN: So you don’t want to marry me and have twins?
PANDORA: I don’t want to marry anybody!
ADRIAN: Not ever?
PANDORA: No! I shall live in sin.
ADRIAN: With me?
PANDORA: With several people I expect…in the course of a lifetime.
Sue Townsend. The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 3/4. Methuen Drama, 1985.
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