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A Christmas Story

Ralphie Parker Mother Ralph Parker Randy The Old Man

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Start: Ralph: The one flaw in the Christmas Eve present-opening tradition was that my parents got to select the present to be opened. In my case, it was nearly always the one Aunt Clara sent me.

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End: The Old Man: Yeah, yeah, I thought I heard Santa’s sleigh bells a little while ago over on the other side of the street. Come on, come on, on the double! Okay, let’s get ‘em.

Philp Grecian, A Christmas Story, Dramatic Publishing, 2000, pp. 118-120.

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