RICK Well, he’s got springs for legs....

RICK

Well, he’s got springs for legs. (Gestures to the rest of the guys) The rest of us will just have to do the school thing to get a decent job.

JILL (Hands on head)

I swear, school is getting harder and harder.

KATIE

Are you on about that again? Why is it always school, school, school?

MIKE

Like school should be illegal. What good is it?

KAREN

It has its ups and downs. What bothers me is I don’t think it’s teaching me enough about life.

STEVE

Makes you wonder. I can’t imagine when I’m going to need Conversational Latin.

LINDA (Immediately)

You mean you don’t get that in Ancient Civilizations?

STEVE (Immediately)

Or Human Geography.

KAREN (Immediately)

Or Music Appreciation? (Can say this in a singing voice)

RICK (Immediately)

Or Introduction to Stagecraft Arts (shakes his head) Sheesh—

(He puts his hands to his mouth to form a megaphone and calls)

Exit stage right and fade to black!”

(Cast members (both sides) all strike different melodramatic poses. Then return to normal).

ALL (Boys and girls, in unison)

But you need the credits for college!