A snowstorm has hit Bug Tussle, South Carolina. Two Marines and two
Nobody move! This is a stick up!
Do people really still say that?
A hold up! Whatever! Don't move!
Hey, nobody's going to move. Just calm down.
That's just like a man! Telling a pregnant woman to calm down. If you were about to have another human come out of you like candy from a pinata you wouldn't say calm down!
Mister, I think it'd be best that you not say anything else. I've been pregnant four times and the last thing you want is a lecture from a man.
I can pay y'all back as soon as the snow storm is over and I can get back to work. But right now I'm gonna need y'all to hand over some money.
What's your name honey?
And what low life scoundrel got you into
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