MARLA JEAN Nobody move! This is a stick...

A Carolina Christmas

Ashley Savannah Stephen Lance Dwayne Ruby Sue Bobby Lou Marla Jean Harley Earline Crawford

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MARLA JEAN

Nobody move! This is a stick up!

ASHLEY

Do people really still say that?

MARLA JEAN

A hold up! Whatever! Don't move!

LANCE

Hey, nobody's going to move. Just calm down.

MARLA JEAN

That's just like a man! Telling a pregnant woman to calm down. If you were about to have another human come out of you like candy from a pinata you wouldn't say calm down!

BOBBY LOU

Mister, I think it'd be best that you not say anything else. I've been pregnant four times and the last thing you want is a lecture from a man.

LANCE

Point taken.

MARLA JEAN

I can pay y'all back as soon as the snow storm is over and I can get back to work. But right now I'm gonna need y'all to hand over some money.

BOBBY LOU

What's your name honey?

MARLA JEAN

Marla Jean.

BOBBY LOU

And what low life scoundrel got you into

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