GEORGIA  This travel bog you've started...

Derby Girls

Milli Twyla Faye Wynona Georgia Vivian Jessie Lee Beau Jackson

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GEORGIA 

This travel bog you've started better be good. Coming 

home from a ball and having to traipse through the 

woods to our camp site seems ridiculous.

MILLI 

It's a blog, Georgia.

(A man shines a bright flashlight toward them from the 

glamping site.)

GEORGIA 

What the hell?

TWYLA FAY 

Don't worry! I've got my pepper spray I keep at The 

Tastee Freeze in case of a robbery.

GEORGIA 

Well, good for you Twyla Fay. Step aside I've got a 

forty five. (Georgia pulls out her gun and aims it at the flashlight.) Identify yourself or the coroner will!

(Jackson has on a fake beard, and a hat with his 

security guard uniform.)

JACKSON 

For God's sake don't shoot! I'm the Talk Derby to Me 

security guard. I was guarding the glamping site while 

y'all were at the ball.

MILLI 

I don't remember

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