_JANET and VICTORIA sit at a small table...

Wingman

Victoria Janet

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JANET and VICTORIA sit at a small table. JANET pours a glass of wine for each of them.

JANET: I don't get it. Two smart, attractive, seriously could-be-something-long-term guys are into you, and you're whining like you got a "C" on a history exam. Two months ago you were complaining that there were no good men left, and here you sit with two great candidates. Tell me, what am I not getting here?

VICTORIA: Because there are two of them, and I'm not a polygamist.

JANET: Says who? Go ahead. Have your brother-boyfriends or whatever the gender equivalent of sister-wives would be.

VICTORIA: Seriously, I need your help.

JANET: Seriously, enjoy this.

VICTORIA: Options breed discontent.

JANET: No, you breed discontent. Listen mopey, this is a great problem to have. Guys are always

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