(Song ends.) CINDY begins singing a Bet...

Psycho Night at the Paradise Lounge

Alissa Pinkerton Dave Anderson

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(Song ends.) CINDY begins singing a Betty Boop type song of the 1940's (“I Wanna Be Loved by You”).

ALISSA

Don’t worry, sweetheart. You’re doing the right thing. You’ve got to get her before she gets you.

DAVE

In a way, it’s self-defense. I mean, you saw Fatal Attraction.

ALISSA

That’s right.

DAVE

Although she hasn’t exactly done anything harmful yet.

ALISSA

Do you want to wait till she does?

DAVE

No. I’m sick of this. I don’t want things to get any uglier than they already are.

ALISSA

Look at it this way. It’s pre-self-defense. You’re preventing the need for self-defense.

DAVE

Kind of like preventive maintenance or medicine.

ALISSA

Exactly.

DAVE

Do you think she knows we’re out in the audience?

ALISSA

Dave, if she knew you were out here, she’d come down off that stool and be

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