Mrs. Claus and Santa are at the door of...

The Christmas Crisis

Mrs. Claus Santa Reindeer 1-9

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Mrs. Claus and Santa are at the door of the stable.

MRS. CLAUS

I’ll give a little tinkle, so they’ll know we’re here.

(Rings her bell.)

Ringaling! Ringaling!

(They wait.)

SANTA

Dasher? Dancer?

(Santa takes a step. There’s a crunch.)

MRS. CLAUS

Prancer? Vixen?

(Mrs. Claus takes a step. There’s a crunch.)

SANTA

Comet? Cupid?

(Santa takes a step. There’s a crunch.)

MRS. CLAUS

Donner? Blitzen?

(Mrs. Claus takes a step. There’s a crunch.)

SANTA

Sshh! I hear something.

MRS. CLAUS

What does it sound like?

SANTA

It sounds like a crunch. Don’t move. Just listen.

(Santa and Mrs. Claus freeze where they are.)

MRS. CLAUS

I don’t hear anything.

SANTA

I don’t hear anything either.

MRS. CLAUS

Let’s keep going.

(More crunching is heard as they both walk again.)

SANTA

Freeze!

(Mrs. Claus

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