Juan: Yes, I want to be a spy, you know,...

SPY! The Glorious Mind of Agent Garbo

Juan Pujol Garcia, Agent Garbo Tomas Harris

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Juan: Yes, I want to be a spy, you know, and stop the Nazis.

Harris: (As if speaking to a child.) But,you are Spanish. It is very important that Spain keeps its neutrality.

Juan: Does Spain appease the lion so that it can be eaten last? Please Mr. Harris.

Harris: (Annoyed for having his time wasted but humouring him. He asks questions that he has asked before.) Rather. Alright then. Do you have any military training?

Juan: Not so much.

Harris: Have you ever even fired a weapon?

Juan: Not at people.

Harris: Do you speak German?

Juan: Nada.

Harris: Well, I see that you can barely speak English. Look Mr. Pujol-

Juan: Please, call me Juan.

Harris: (While speaking, Harris turns a globe sitting on his desk.) Juan. International espionage is a very complicated thing. Our agents move like the

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