MADDIE Can we go to the park now?...

Chickens

Bryson Maddie

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MADDIE

Can we go to the park now?

BRYSON

Fifteen minutes.

MADDIE

You said fifteen minutes, twenty minutes ago.

BRYSON

That was before I started finding Leonard’s mistakes with this spreadsheet.

MADDIE

Spread sheet at home is what we do before we make the bed.

BRYSON

This is the same except it’s got lots of wrinkles so I’m ironing it out.

MADDIE

Why would anyone iron a sheet that goes under a blanket?

BRYSON

It’s still fifteen minutes.

MADDIE

I can go alone.

BRYSON

Not a chance. There’s dangerous people out there looking for vulnerable young girls.

MADDIE

All I see out the window is people looking down.

BRYSON

Exactly, that’s so they don’t make eye contact with thugs.

MADDIE

(pulls up her shirt to reveal a large hunting knife)

Then how can you see where to stab them?

Bryson closes his

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