Charlie has just discovered that her girlfriend, Louise, is pregnant.
CHARLIE How long?
How far along are you?
LOUISE Twelve weeks.
Charlie looks away.
LOUISE (cont’d) You have to wait a couple of weeks to see if it works. And then I wanted to be sure everything was okay. And I knew we had tickets to see the show tonight--
CHARLIE You’re supposed to wait three months to tell people on Facebook, not three months to tell your girlfriend.
LOUISE But I’m telling you now!
LOUISE We talked about this for months, Char. It’s what you wanted. You said you’d “already seen it.” We would dress her in stripes all the time. We would sing to her every night before she went to bed. This is a good thing.
CHARLIE You should have talked to me before you did this.
LOUISE You’ve talked about wanting a baby since I’ve known you, Charlie.
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