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The Christmas Angel of Marfa, TX

Overview

Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Youth (Y)/General Audiences (G)
Characters
Genders
  • Female: 0
  • Male: 2
Playing Age
Adult, Mature Adult
Style
Comedic
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Time/Place
A studio in Marfa, Texas
Act/Scene
Act 1

Context

Text

Luther: No? What do you do, bundle mortgages? Hostile takeovers?

Craig: No, I’m in the cookie sector. You know “Love You Lemons?” “Brown Sugars?” That’s me.

Luther: You work for Grandma Daisy?

Craig: I am Grandma Daisy.

Luther: You’re pulling my leg.

Craig: I’m not. (extending his hand) Craig Heath, CEO.

Luther hugs him.

Craig: (cont’d) Oh…

Luther kisses Craig on both cheeks.

Luther: Why didn’t you say so? Grandma Daisy!

Craig: I… didn’t know you were such a fan…

Luther: Fan? You saved my life! When mine left me? Last year? I ate box after box of those things. Who is the old broad on the outside? Your Mother?

Craig: Nobody. Just a drawing. I was going to go with a photo of my mother, but she tested unsympathetic with focus groups.

Luther: That’s cold, man.

Craig: No, they were right. She wasn’t. We had to go with an image that was a little more…

Luther: Traditional?

Craig: Yeah.

A beat.

Luther: What’s your suit size? Forty-eight long?

Craig: Forty-six.

Luther: If you say so. (thinks for a moment) Okay Craiggo. I can’t make you the Angel, but there is one role in the Nativity scene I still have to fill. It would at least get you into the ceremony so the missus could see you. How’s that sound?

Craig: What’s the role?

Luther: Official Sponsor.

Craig: Oh.

Luther: Underwrite the insurance, the whole deal. Then you’ll really be this town’s angel. Every year.

Craig: …Sure.

Luther: And send me a few boxes of “It’s Only Pecan Roll.” Year round. Can you do that?

Craig: I can. You’re not concerned about the influence of corporate money?

Luther: I’m very concerned. But this is the influence of corporate cookies. That, I can allow. Do we have a deal?

Luther extends his hand.

Craig: Where does the corporate sponsor fit into the Nativity scene?

Luther: Far right of the Holy Family. When I was growing up, that’s where my family always put the ass.

Craig shakes Luther’s hand.

Luther: (cont’d) Alrighty. Follow me. Let’s work on your ears.

Luther begins to exit.

Craig: Luther.

Luther stops.

Craig: (cont’d) Thank you.

Luther: Hey. Thank YOU, Grandma Daisy. And Merry Christmas.

Craig: Merry Christmas.

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