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Frohliche Weinachten

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Actor: What’s going on!?!

Director: Get out of the way! I have a present for you.

The Director throws a MAN in the apartment. The man falls to the floor. He is bound at the wrists and draped in a hood.

Director: (cont’d) Here.

Actor: Whoa! Jesus!

Director: No. It’s just a man, I’m afraid. A German man, I think. I found him at the International Arrivals terminal. Merry Christmas.

German: Frohliche Weihnachten.

Actor: Who is this?

Director: He’s my gift to you.

Actor: You are weird, man. What is some German dude doing in this apartment?

Director: The better question is, “What are you doing in this apartment?” The lighting is dreadful. It does you no favors. What’s your rent like? I’m sure you’re overpaying for location–

Actor: You’re always evadi... Okay. Okay. Just, I’m gonna just

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