Piper and Joey are both astronauts. They have completed their mission
Joey: 6 more days.
Piper: I know. I know that.
Joey: I can’t wait.
Piper: Yeah me neither.
Joey: We’ll get a real Christmas this year. That’ll be nice.
Piper: Hanukkah, yeah.
Joey: Right! Hanukkah!
Piper: Yeah though.
Joey: Remember food? And gravity?
Piper: Barely. Are you going to miss me?
Joey: Well yeah, of course. I mean yeah.
Piper: My nephews are going to be so excited to see me. I am going to tell them so many awesome lies.
Piper: We’re going to be heroes. Celebrities.
Piper: For about 5 minutes.
Joey: I’m a little scared.
Piper: No, it’ll be fine.
Joey: I know.
Piper: Joey, are we a thing on Earth?
Joey: Oh, uh.
Piper: It’s ok. I get it.
Joey: Piper, I’m sorry.
Piper: Are you even going to tell her?
Joey: No. I’m not. I think I can’t.
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