Joey: 6 more days. Piper: I know. I k...

The Spaceship Lands On Christmas

Piper Joey

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Joey: 6 more days.

Piper: I know. I know that.

Joey: I can’t wait.

Piper: Yeah me neither.

Joey: We’ll get a real Christmas this year. That’ll be nice.

Piper: Hanukkah, yeah.

Joey: Right! Hanukkah!

Piper: Yeah though.

Joey: Remember food? And gravity?

Piper: Barely. Are you going to miss me?

Joey: Well yeah, of course. I mean yeah.

Piper: My nephews are going to be so excited to see me. I am going to tell them so many awesome lies.

Joey: Yeah.

Piper: We’re going to be heroes. Celebrities.

Joey: Yeah!

Piper: For about 5 minutes.

Joey: Yeah.

Pause.

Joey: I’m a little scared.

Piper: No, it’ll be fine.

Joey: I know.

Piper: Joey, are we a thing on Earth?

Joey: Oh, uh.

Piper: It’s ok. I get it.

Joey: Piper, I’m sorry.

Piper: Are you even going to tell her?

Joey: No. I’m not. I think I can’t.

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