CAPTAIN JOHNSON Good afternoon. I’m Cap...

Homeland Security

Mr. Walker Mrs. Walker Captain Johnson

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CAPTAIN JOHNSON Good afternoon. I’m Captain Johnson – (puts out hand) – from the President.

MR. WALKER Welcome. (looks behind him) Where is it?

CAPTAIN JOHNSON (points to briefcase) In here.

MR. WALKER Oh, then it’s not a very big missile?

CAPTAIN JOHNSON No, no. And it comes with free homeowner’s insurance. (tips hat at MRS. WALKER) Afternoon, Mrs. Walker. (sits on couch, opens briefcase) Now, if you’ll just sign the homeowner’s policy, I’ll slip this little sucker in your chimney and be on my way.

MR. WALKER Let’s talk about that. I can understand being careful. But isn’t this a bit excessive?

MRS. WALKER What if it blows up by accident?

CAPTAIN JOHNSON Can’t happen. We have to launch it from Washington.

MRS. WALKER Oh. How powerful is it?

CAPTAIN JOHNSON Let’s just

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