(Judith, Christine, Irene and Mary enter carrying more stuff for their stalls, the Vicar follows trying to get them to keep the place tidy.)

Vicar. "I do wish you would put the items out on the tables in a tidier manner, it looks such a mess."

Judith. "There's no point Vicar, once the "Hoards" arrive they will be a mess anyway, its' why they call it a "Rummage Sale" and believe me your parishioners do love a good rummage."

Vicar. "Still, it would look better if the stalls were tidy, at least to begin with."

Judith. "Okay Vicar, but believe me it will be a waste of time."

(The Vicar leaves the room.)

Irene. "We're not really going to tidy things up are we"?

Judith. "Of course not, the Vicar won't be back until after