Dexter is plotting to deceive her pompous master, General
START: Feclus: She wuzz-only a jam-maker’s daughter / But she didn’t ‘alf squueze my plums…!
(He reels, looks up and sees Dexter)
Hey Dzexter, wo’yoo dzoing there?
END: Dexter: (Allows Feclus to take back the bottle) All right, here it is!
Dexter: My pleasure!
Phil Porter, Vice Versa, Oberon Modern Plays, 2017, pp.49-50.
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