Jared lives at home with his mother Joyce and her partner Phyllis. He
Start: Joyce: We’re fine with you masturbating, Jared. This is not about the fact that you masturbate. The thing is...you can’t rack up those charges. We see them on the bill.
End: Jared: BABBLING CRETIN! (silence) I won’t kill you. (silence) I was joking. (silence) What’s wrong? (silence) See? I asked.
Baker, Annie. Body Awareness. Samuel French, 2009, pp. 10-14.
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