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Synopsis

Nine year old Ralphie Parker wants one thing for Christmas, and one thing only: An Official Red Ryder Range Model Carbine Action BB Gun. There’s only one problem: everyone else is convinced he’ll shoot his eye out! Undeterred, he begins his saga of convincing all the necessary players, from his sweet but protective Mother, to his straightlaced teacher, Miss Shields, all the way to Santa Claus himself, that he needs that gun for the protection of his loved ones, and maybe even a little cowboy glory to call his own. Ralphie’s vivid imagination conjures up several showstopping numbers, from “Ralphie to The Rescue” in which he defeats every foe a young boy can think of (robbers, mustache twirling villains, and of course, the school bully), to the thrilling tap routine performed by a gun moll-esque Miss Shields, who sheds her sweater set and romance novel for a glittery red gown and a whole lot of moxie. And Ralphie’s not the only one with dreams of grandeur. His old man is just as set on a goal of his own, namely, winning a prize in the $50,000 Great Figures of World Literature Contest. His dreams come true when he wins a major award from the competition in the form of a garish, fishnet stocking clad leg lamp, which horrifies his wife but brings him unadulterated joy. In the biggest number of the show, the Old Man dreams up a fantastic dance sequence, developing from a euphoric ballet, to a sultry tango with his wife dressed a la lamp, and finally to a show stopping leg lamp can-can bringing the number to a triumphant close. Filled with quirky and lovable characters, this zany, heartfelt, and nostalgic musical is as delightful as the biggest, shiniest present under the tree on Christmas morning.

Show Information

Category
Musical
Age Guidance
Youth (Y)/General Audiences (G)
Number of Acts
2
First Produced
2009
Genres
Comedy, Farce, Satire, Fairy Tale/Fantasy
Settings
Multiple Settings
Time & Place
december 1-25, 1940 in hohman, indiana
Cast Size
medium
Orchestra Size
Medium
Dancing
Heavy
Ideal For
College/University, Community Theatre, Ensemble Cast, High School, Large Cast, Professional Theatre, Regional Theatre, Mostly Male Cast, Includes Child, Mature Adult, Adult Characters, Medium Cast

Context

Plot

Characters

Name Part Size Gender Vocal Part

Ralphie

Lead

Male

Alto

Jean Sheperd

Lead

Male

Spoken

The Old Man

Lead

Male

Baritone

Mother

Lead

Female

Mezzo-Soprano

Miss Shields

Supporting

Female

Alto

Santa/Ensemble

Featured

Male

Tenor

Schwartz

Featured

Male

Flick

Featured

Male

Scut Farkus

Featured

Male

Grover Dill

Featured

Male

Esther Jane and Mary Beth

Featured

Female

Ensemble Children

Ensemble

Either Gender

Adult Ensemble

Ensemble

Either Gender

Songs

Act 1

  • Overture - Orchestra
  • It All Comes Down to Christmas - Ralphie, The Parkers and Ensemble
  • Red Ryder Carbine Action BB Gun - Ralphie and Jean
  • It All Comes Down to Christmas (Reprise) - Ralphie and Company
  • The Genius on Cleveland Street - The Old Man and Mother
  • When You're a Wimp - Kids
  • Ralphie to the Rescue - Ralphie, Miss Shields, The Old Man, Mother, Randy and Ensemble
  • What a Mother Does - Mother
  • A Major Award - The Old Man, Mother and Neighbors
  • Parker Family Singalong - The Parkers
  • Act One Finale - Ralphie and Ensemble

Act 2

  • Entr' Acte - Orchestra
  • Sticky Situation - Kids, Miss Shields, Nurse, Flick's Mom, Fireman, Policeman and Doctor
  • You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Miss Shields and Kids
  • Just Like That - Mother
  • At Higbee's - Elves
  • Up on Santa's Lap - Santa, Elves, Ralphie, Randy and Kids
  • Before the Old Man Comes Home - The Parkers
  • Somewhere Hovering Over Indiana - Ralphie, Randy and Kids
  • Ralphie to the Rescue (Reprise) - Ralphie and Ensemble
  • A Christmas Story - The Parkers and Full Company

A song with an asterisk (*) before the title indicates a dance number; a character listed in a song with an asterisk (*) by the character's name indicates that the character exclusively serves as a dancer in this song, which is sung by other characters.

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