Professor Science is a send up of all-knowing, all-overbearing professors, scientists, or Antique Roadshow hosts, who has a theory to end all theories. That is to say, as the mouths of catsup bottles get narrower and more useless, can the end of civilization be far behind? This comedic 10 minute soliloquy is a popular choice for audition material or as part of an evening's entertainment.
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