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Synopsis

The year is 1958, and the much-adored rock-and-roll idol -- Conrad Birdie -- has been drafted into the US army. His songwriter and agent, Albert, and Albert’s secretary and some-time girlfirend, Rosie, hatch a plan for a farewell performance to take place on The Ed Sullivan Show, which they hope will help sell Birdie’s new song “One Last Kiss,” and ultimately save Almaelou records from going under. To cap off the performance, Birdie will actually give ‘one last kiss’ to Kim MacAfee, an avid member of the Conrad Birdie fan club from Sweet Apple, Ohio.

When Albert and Rosie head to Sweet Apple to prepare for Birdie’s arrival, things start to unravel. Kim’s father is starstruck at the thought of being on The Ed Sullivan Show with his daughter, and Kim’s new steady, Hugo gets jealous at the thought of Kim kissing Conrad on national television.

Show Information

Lyrics
Lee Adams
Category
Musical
Age Guidance
Youth (Y)/General Audiences (G)
Number of Acts
2
First Produced
1960
Genres
Comedy, Romance
Settings
Period
Time & Place
1958, ohio, new york
Cast Size
large
Orchestra Size
Large
Dancing
Some Dance
Ideal For
Community Theatre, High School, Professional Theatre, Regional Theatre, Star Vehicle Female, Star Vehicle Male, Mostly Female Cast, Includes Adult, Early Teen, Late Teen, Young Adult, Mature Adult Characters, Large Cast

Context

Plot

Characters

Name Part Size Gender Vocal Part

Mr. Harry MacAfee

Lead

Male

Baritone

Albert Peterson

Lead

Male

Bass-Baritone

Randolph MacAfee

Lead

Male

Baritone

Conrad Birdie

Lead

Male

Baritone

Mrs. Doris MacAfee

Lead

Female

Mezzo-Soprano

Rosie Alvarez

Lead

Female

Mezzo-Soprano

Kim MacAfee

Lead

Female

Soprano

Mrs. Mae Peterson

Supporting

Female

Spoken

Hugo Peabody

Supporting

Male

Spoken

Ursula Merkle

Supporting

Female

Mezzo-Soprano

Helen

Featured

Female

Soprano, Mezzo-Soprano, Alto

Nancy

Featured

Female

Soprano, Mezzo-Soprano, Alto

Alice

Featured

Female

Soprano, Mezzo-Soprano, Alto

Margie Ann

Featured

Female

Mezzo-Soprano

Penelope Ann

Featured

Female

Soprano, Mezzo-Soprano, Alto

Deborah Sue Merkle

Featured

Female

Mezzo-Soprano

Harvey Johnson

Featured

Male

Baritone

Freddie

Featured

Male

Tenor, Baritone, Bass

Karl

Featured

Male

Tenor, Baritone, Bass

Gloria Rasputin

Featured

Female

Spoken

Charles F. Maude

Featured

Male

Tenor

Maude’s Dishwasher

Featured

Female

Tenor

Maude’s First Customer

Featured

Male

Baritone

Maude’s Second Customer

Featured

Male

Bass

Mayor

Featured

Male

Spoken

Edna

Featured

Female

Spoken

Lee

Ensemble

Male

Spoken

Phyllis

Ensemble

Female

Spoken

Ensemble

Ensemble

Either Gender

Soprano, Mezzo-Soprano, Alto, Tenor, Baritone, Bass

Songs

Act One

  • “We Love You, Conrad” - Teen Chorus
  • An English Teacher” - Rosie Alvarez
  • “The Telephone Hour” - Helen, Nancy, Alice, Margie, Harvey Johnson, Teen Chorus
  • How Lovely to Be a Woman” - Kim MacAfee
  • “We Love You, Conrad” - Teen Trio
  • Put On a Happy Face” - Albert Peterson and Two Sad Girls
  • “Normal American Boy” - Rose Alvarez, Albert Peterson and Chorus
  • “One Boy” - Kim MacAfee, Deborah Sue and Alice
  • “One Boy - Reprise” - Rosie Alvarez
  • Honestly Sincere” - Conrad Birdie and Townspeople
  • “Wounded” - Ursula, Margie, Deborah Sue
  • “Hymn for a Sunday Evening” - Mr. MacAfee, Mrs. MacAfee, Kim MacAfee, Randolph MacAfee
  • *“One Hundred Ways - Ballet” - *Rosie
  • One Last Kiss” - Conrad and Company

Act Two

  • What Did I Ever See in Him?” - Rose Alvarez and Kim MacAfee
  • “What Did I Ever See in Him? - Reprise” - Rosie Alvarez
  • “Kids” - Mr. MacAfee and Mrs. MacAfee
  • “A Lot of Livin’ to Do” - Conrad Birdie, Kim MacAfee and Teenagers
  • Baby, Talk to Me” - Albert Peterson and Quartet
  • *“Shriners’ Ballet” - *Rose Alvarez and the *Shriners
  • “Kids - Reprise” - Mr. MacAfee, Mrs. MacAfee, Randolph and Townspeople
  • *“Ice House Livin’” - *Teen Chorus
  • Spanish Rose” - Rose
  • “Rosie” - Albert and Rose

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