Act One

  • A Warning to the Audience - Ensemble
  • You're a D'Ysquith – Miss Shingle and Monty
  • I Don't Know What I'd Do – Sibella
  • Foolish to Think – Monty
  • A Warning to Monty – Ensemble
  • I Don't Understand the Poor" – Lord Adalbert and Ensemble
  • Foolish to Think (Reprise) – Monty
  • Poison in My Pocket – Monty, Asquith Jr., and Miss Barley
  • Poor Monty – Sibella and Company
  • Better With a Man – Henry and Monty
  • Inside Out – Phoebe and Monty
  • Lady Hyacinth Abroad – Lady Hyacinth and Ensemble
  • The Last One You'd Expect – Company

Act Two

  • Why Are All the D'Ysquiths Dying – Lord Adalbert and Mourners
  • Sibella – Monty
  • I've Decided to Marry You – Phoebe, Sibella, and Monty
  • Final Warning – Ensemble
  • Poison in My Pocket (Reprise) - Monty
  • Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun – Lord Adalbert
  • Stop! Wait! What?! – Monty
  • That Horrible Woman – Sibella, Phoebe, Detective, Magistrate, and Guard
  • Finale – Company

A song with an asterisk (*) before the title indicates a dance number.