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George Bernard Shaw

Playwright

Monologues

Monologues from shows associated with George Bernard Shaw

That is the strange thing, Captain, that...

Lavinia

Androcles and the Lion - Play

3

Don't you come near my wife, do you hear...

Androcles

Androcles and the Lion - Play

0

Start: Perhaps I had better explain. I...

King Magnus

The Apple Cart - Play

0

That’s what you’d have said if you’d see...

Captain Bluntschli

Arms and the Man - Play

2

I don't believe in going too far with th...

Major Paul Petkoff

Arms and the Man - Play

1

What will he care for my poor little wor...

Raina Petkoff

Arms and the Man - Play

6

How easy it is to talk! Men never seem t...

Louka

Arms and the Man - Play

29

Hail, Sphinx: salutation from Julius Cae...

Julius Caesar

Caesar and Cleopatra - Play

0

Vengeance! Vengeance!! Oh, if I could st...

Julius Caesar

Caesar and Cleopatra - Play

0

If one man in all the world can be found...

Julius Caesar

Caesar and Cleopatra - Play

2

Now I want you to look at this other bo...

Candida Morell

Candida - Play

1

Eugene: listen to me. Some day, I hope a...

Eugene Marchbanks

Candida - Play

1

You think because I shrink from being br...

Eugene Marchbanks

Candida - Play

3

They call me the Devil’s Disciple. I was...

Richard "Dick" Dudgeon

The Devil's Disciple - Play

3

B. B. _[suddenly rising to the new idea...

Sir Ralph Bloomfield Bonington

The Doctor's Dilemma - Play

0

CAPTAIN SHOTOVER: A man's interest in th...

Captain Shotover

Heartbreak House - Play

0

ELLIE: _(fiercely)_ Oh, don’t slop and g...

Ellie Dunn

Heartbreak House - Play

5

What is Mrs Bompas to you, I'd like to k...

Teddy Bompas (Her Husband)

How He Lied to Her Husband - Play

0

Our course is perfectly simple, perfectl...

Henry Apjohn (Her Lover)

How He Lied to Her Husband - Play

3

Ring the bell, please. [Stephen goes to...

Lady Britomart Undershaft

Major Barbara - Play

0

Not at all. The more destructive war bec...

Andrew Undershaft

Major Barbara - Play

0

Father Undershaft: you are mistaken: I a...

Adolphus Cusins

Major Barbara - Play

0

The true artist will let his wife starve...

Jack Tanner/Don Juan

Man and Superman - Play

0

Is that any reason why you are not to ca...

Jack Tanner/Don Juan

Man and Superman - Play

0

Does any man want to be hanged? Yet men...

Jack Tanner/Don Juan

Man and Superman - Play

0

And is Man any the less destroying himse...

Mendoza/The Devil

Man and Superman - Play

0

Well, who denies it? You're quite right...

John Tarleton

Misalliance - Play

0

I'll tell you what it is, my boy: you w...

Johnny Tarleton

Misalliance - Play

0

Smash it. Dont hesitate: it's an ugly...

Lord Summerhays

Misalliance - Play

0

Oh, thats only their way. I used to thi...

Mrs. Tarleton

Misalliance - Play

0

Well, the fact is it’s not what would co...

Sir George Crofts

Mrs. Warren's Profession - Play

0

No, you don’t. I do. She called herself...

Mrs. Kitty Warren

Mrs. Warren's Profession - Play

1

What sort of mother do you take me for!...

Mrs. Kitty Warren

Mrs. Warren's Profession - Play

0

Sit down: I’m not ready to go back to wo...

Vivie Warren

Mrs. Warren's Profession - Play

1

We both went to a church school—that was...

Mrs. Kitty Warren

Mrs. Warren's Profession - Play

1

There! That's all you get out of Eliza....

Professor Henry Higgins

Pygmalion - Play

0

Don't say that, Governor. Don't look at...

Alfred Doolittle

Pygmalion - Play

0

It ain't the lecturing I mind. I'll lect...

Alfred Doolittle

Pygmalion - Play

0

If you're going to be a lady, you'll hav...

Professor Henry Higgins

Pygmalion - Play

0

Charlie: I come from the land, and have...

Joan

Saint Joan - Play

1

It's about this girl you are interested...

Robert de Beaudricourt

Saint Joan - Play

0

God will be merciful to them; and they w...

Joan

Saint Joan - Play

2

Who has turned it? The devil. And for a...

Peter of Cauchon, Bishop of Beauvais

Saint Joan - Play

1

LICKCHEESE. Mark my words, gentlemen : h...

Lickcheese

Widowers' Houses - Play

1

SARTORIUS _[pitying his innocence]_ My y...

Sartorius

Widowers' Houses - Play

0

BLANCHE _[shrewishly]_ Well? So you have...

Blanche Sartorius

Widowers' Houses - Play

0

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