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Neil Simon

Playwright, Author

Monologues

Monologues from shows associated with Neil Simon

START: Unconcerned . . . I’m plenty conc...

Corie Bratter

Barefoot in the Park - Play

6

START: Corie: No, Paul . . . ! I don’t l...

Corie Bratter

Barefoot in the Park - Play

0

EUGENE: . . . I was in the latrine alone...

Arnold Epstein

Biloxi Blues - Play

0

Start: EUGENE: _(writing, says aloud)...

Eugene Jerome

Brighton Beach Memoirs - Play

2

Start: Blanche: I’m not going to let...

Blanche Morton

Brighton Beach Memoirs - Play

2

Start: NORA: Oh, God, he was so hands...

Nora Morton

Brighton Beach Memoirs - Play

6

Start: JACK: Blanche, stop this! Stop...

Jack Jerome

Brighton Beach Memoirs - Play

0

KATE: What do I want to do? Is that how...

Kate Jerome

Broadway Bound - Play

0

(Smiles) Kulyenchikov, I like it! It’s e...

Leon Tolchinsky

Fools - Play

0

Last week I tried to make a list of all...

Joe Benjamin

God's Favorite - Play

2

This house could go up in smoke tomorrow...

Joe Benjamin

God's Favorite - Play

2

“STAY! I STAY YOU! I render you powerles...

Sidney Lipton

God's Favorite - Play

12

Start: I can’t breathe. I can’t catch m...

Ira Stone

Laughter on the 23rd Floor - Play

0

Start: You think I can’t have healthy...

Bella Kurnitz

Lost in Yonkers - Play

0

Start: Don’t do it, Arty … Leave him...

Jay Kurnitz

Lost in Yonkers - Play

1

Start: I’ll say something … I think a...

Grandma Kurnitz

Lost in Yonkers - Play

0

Start: We’re not rich people, boys. I...

Eddie Kurnitz

Lost in Yonkers - Play

1

Start: What do you mean, nothing? You’re...

Oscar Madison

The Odd Couple - Play

0

Start: How can I help you when I can’t h...

Oscar Madison

The Odd Couple - Play

0

Start: Good, Because now I’m going to te...

Oscar Madison

The Odd Couple - Play

0

Start: (Calls out. In a playful mood) I’...

Oscar Madison

The Odd Couple - Play

0

Start: I knew something was coming, Oliv...

Florence Unger

The Odd Couple (female version) - Play

4

START: Muriel, forget the Los Angeles Ra...

Muriel Tate

Plaza Suite - Play

0

START: Hello? ... Hello, operator? ... C...

Norma Hubley

Plaza Suite - Play

0

START: Hello, room service? ... Listen,...

Karen Nash

Plaza Suite - Play

0

START: Lorraine? Mr. Nash. Let me have M...

Sam Nash

Plaza Suite - Play

0

(_Quickly_) Cookie dropped her ice bag a...

Ernie Cusack

Rumors - Play

0

Okay... the story... as it happened... o...

Lenny Ganz

Rumors - Play

2

I’m going to say something now that isn’...

Officer Ben Welch

Rumors - Play

2

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