Character Descriptions from Musicals, Plays and Operas

Supporting

Stupid F#%*ing Bird

  brother uncle kind understanding doctor humble truthful good comforting everyman caring 

Supporting

Stupid F#%*ing Bird

  writer author famous creative talented genius pretentious unfaithful lover literary lucky arrogant 

Lead

Stupid Old Cow

  mother theatrical high maintenance secrets improvisation high spirited memories wife divorcee liverpool english accent scouse accent  adoption 

Supporting

Stupid Old Cow

  son dj cool thirties english english accent  laid back 

Supporting

Stupid Old Cow

  wife dead memory 1960s admonishing strict brusque smoker distant  mother 

Supporting

Stupid Old Cow

  father widower grieving dementia multiple ages liverpool  scouse accent 

Supporting

Stupid Old Cow

  husband multiple ages sarcastic smart intelligent argumentative physical role transformation english  english accent 

Supporting

Stupid Old Cow

  daughter adopted english english accent secrets middle aged  grandmother 

Ensemble

Stupid Old Cow

  haughty official tweed firm pushy middle-aged english  english accent 

Ensemble

Stupid Old Cow

  husband 1960s young twenties divorce factory worker hip malapropisms english  liverpool 

Ensemble

Stupid Old Cow

  ensemble multiple roles english english accent  contemporary 

Ensemble

Stupid Old Cow

  english english accent unaware thirties one night stand father salesman apologetic memory death  died