Scott is with his girlfriend, Sasha, at their best friend, Alexis'
You know, there was a time when none of this was here. None of it. If we were here right now like five hundred years ago, none of this would be here. We’d be in a tree. With the squirrels. But only one day these guys came and they tore down the trees and they put up a building. And the squirrels have to live somewhere else now, but now Katz gets to live here. So it’s okay. And one day when they were building there were lots of men and they were each doing their own thing. A guy was doing the molding and a guy was painting and a guy was... putting in those windows. But then there was this guy. And he said, “You know, I’m going to put a box on the wall.” And all the other guys laughed and they pointed their fingers, but he just said, “You’ll see. Some day some guy will get really f##ked up and he’ll stick his head in this box” and now I’ve done it and he’s a genius and I own all his records.
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