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And so we watched it. Every time the thr...

Jessica Stanton

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Kitt Lavoie

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Gender
Female
Playing Age
Young Adult
Style
Comedic
Act/Scene
Act 1
Time & Place
An apartment in outer-borough New York, present day
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Mature Audiences (M)

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And so we watched it. Every time the three of us go out to an Italian place and one of you gets up to go to the bathroom - the other one reaches out and grabs the other one by the balls? And then goes, “I checked him. He’s clean.”? And then you to do your little heyena laugh and bump fists and go on your way?

Okay, I always thought that was just f##ked up. And it is. But I get it now. I get why it’s awesome. I get the Sonny and Fredo and the “Luca Brasi is sleeping with the fishes.” The whole thing. I get it. And from now on, we go to Alfredos, you grab his balls, I’ll say “He’s clean.” It’ll be, like, a whole thing.

(a beat)

I saw your favorite movie. I’m sorry.

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