Sarah has been accepted into a prestigious summer engineering program
And it’s not about me. It’s about you. We have been friends since the first grade and it has always been about you. ‘Cause you always liked that I was smart... but not as smart as you are. And, you know, I’ll be your stupid friend in English class and in history class, and in French and biology, and I’ll even be your stupid friend in art class.
But if you need me to be your stupid friend in everything, then maybe we shouldn’t be friends anymore. Because in calculus and physics, I will always be your smart friend. And you know what - you don’t have a problem with the fact that Tim is better than you in physics. But you have a problem with the fact that I am better than you at it. And you should have that looked at.
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