Glad Hand is a meek school principal trying to negotiate between two
All right, boys and girls! Attention, please! Attention! Thank you. It sure is fine turnout tonight. We want to make friends here, so we're going to have a few get-together dances. You form two circles: boys on the outside and girls on the inside.
All right. Now when the music stops, each boy dances with whichever girl is opposite. O.K.? O.K. Two circles, kids. Well, it won't hurt you to try.
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