(Very drunkenly enunciated with great ef...

The Dangers of VD (Valentines Day)

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(Very drunkenly enunciated with great effort) Conboobial relations are between a man and a woman… and only when absololutely necesseassary. Paulette is too sweet and gentle to go for that…hic… stuff. God knows how hard… I mean difficult, she makes it sometimes with her sexy outfits and arousing scents… Oh those arousing scents! It gets so bad, sometimes I have to ask her to wash it off so I can get some sleep and not think about…

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