Scene Overview

Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Mature Audiences (M)
Genders
  • Female: 1
  • Male: 3
Style
Comedic
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Time/Place
Rhyl, North Wales, Present Day
Act/Scene
Act 2, Scene 1

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CRISPIN — Right, so what is everybody up to today?

SIMON — I don’t think we’ll be up to much, Crispin. The Chateau Prestatyn 2024 has robbed me of … of … well, of the will to live. And just look at the state of Janet. She won’t be doing anything in a hurry. Maybe, we’ll just rest up in our room, perhaps have a bath, watch some TV.

CRISPIN — Right, about the bath. Just to point out that hot water is (BEAT) temporarily at a bit of a premium. Something to do with the plumbing system being originally installed by a Cypriot who was looking at the plans upside down. All the rage in Cyprus, apparently. However, the good news is we do get hot water between 3 & 4.

SIMON — Well then, I’ll have my bath between 3 & 4.

CRISPIN — A.M.

BERYL — Eric and I will probably go for a rumble.

ERIC — I think you mean ramble, Beryl.

BERYL — Oh, I know exactly what I mean, Eric … the prolonged.

ERIC — Oh, Jesus, I think I’m going to be sick. (RUNS OFF)

BERYL — Don’t be too long. I’ll be waiting.

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